I'm just a small creature. I can't do anything about this.
26, she/her
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Apparently the guy who owns and made this submarine is literally against safety precautions.
https://www.insider.com/titan-submarine-ceo-complained-about-obscenely-safe-regulations-2023-6
What do you mean your naval vessel doesn’t have an emergency beacon!?!?!?!?!
“You know, there’s a limit,” he told the broadcaster. “At some point, safety is just pure waste. I mean if you don’t just want to be safe, don’t get out of bed. Don’t get in your car. Don’t do anything. At some point, you’re going to take some risk and it really is a risk-reward question. I think I can do this just as safely by breaking the rules.”
Sir I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of life
Holy fuck.
When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.
my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made
Happy Pride
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔰𝔱 ℜ𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢
I’ve decided to use the term “convenience food” instead of “junk food.”
I think it’s more honest, and less loaded. It’s all food, some of it is more appropriate when you don’t have the spoons left for food prep. It takes slightly more energy to peel a banana than to open a bag of chips.
We try to save the convenience food for days when we need something easy, so eat a banana.
ENNH! WRONG ANSWER
All food fuels your body. If it contains calories, it is fuel. Some foods are denser fuels, some foods have nice additional benefits, but all foods fuel you.
Some foods are really good for building muscle, or supporting your bone health, or giving you energy. Some foods are really good at tasting nice. All of them fuel your body.
Good food/bad food is just puritan dichotomous thinking in service of the Shame Industrial Complex- let’s get those “should” hooks intob everything you enjoy.
Food is fuel. Your relationship with it is personal. Almost all dichotomies oversimplify beyond utility.
So, I had to do a bunch of therapy as a kid because I had anorexia. My dietician drilled into me “food has no moral value. there’s no such thing as Good Food or Bad Food; if it’s edible and you’re not allergic to it, then it has a use in your diet, even if that use is just ‘enjoy eating it’. Enjoyment is part of your diet and happiness is a vital nutrient.” Basically, even if ice cream “isn’t healthy,” if it helps you feel better after a shitty day then it’s fulfilling one of your basic needs: happiness. So eat the fucking ice cream and feel better.
ENJOYMENT IS PART OF YOUR DIET AND HAPPINESS IS A NUTRIENT
innovative moves from elon today huh
this is so funny. ducklings from wish.
for the new barbie meme — arrested for some foolishness on Kings Head Island
Breaking news my dad has decided to take up embroidery
One of my favourite small details in Across the Spider-Verse was that Hobie created his own version of the universe-hopping watch — showing us that, just like every other Spider, he’s a Confirmed Nerd.
Quick reminder that July is disability pride month. Not “gay wrath month”.
When ableism is a massive issue in the queer community and most pride events aren’t accessible maybe y’all should. Idk. Try a bit fucking harder to educate urselves this July.
these posts have the same vibes imo 💯
and this tweet as well
this also
Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.
Make room for Orangutan Johnson